Thomas Mullen lives a deceptively quiet life not far from downtown Atlanta. While S.U.V.s drive by and dogs bark and the locals suspect not a thing, he commits murders, spins wildly convoluted conspiracy theories, travels through time, reinvents the past, resurrects the dead, falls in love with women of his own invention, imperils young children, unleashes plagues, wages war, saves lives, dangles participles, and invents new metaphors. Most of his sentences contain verbs.

Or, if you're looking for a more official-sounding bio, try this:

Thomas Mullen is the author of Darktown, an NPR Best Book of the Year and a nominee for the Los Angeles Times Book Prize; The Last Town on Earth, which was named Best Debut Novel of 2006 by USA Today and was awarded the James Fenimore Cooper Prize for excellence in historical fiction; The Many Deaths of the Firefly Brothers; and The Revisionists. His next novel, Lightning Men, which follows the characters from Darktown two years later, will be published in September 2017.

His works have been named to Year’s Best lists by The Chicago Tribune, USA Today, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Kirkus Reviews, The Onion’s A/V Club, The San Diego Union-Times, Paste Magazine, The Cleveland Plain-Dealer, and Amazon. His stories and essays have been published in GrantlandPaste, The Huffington Post, and Atlanta Magazine. He lives in Atlanta with his wife and sons.

And because he is also the person writing this, he's now going to switch to first-person narration:

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Looking for book recommendations? The best books I read in 2016 were (in alphabetical order),

Fiction

  • The Sellout by Paul Beatty,
  • American Salvage by Bonnie Jo Campbell,
  • The Marauders by Tom Cooper,
  • Before The Fall by Noah Hawley,
  • Commonwealth by Ann Patchett, 
  • The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead, and
  • Power of the Dog by Don Winslow

Nonfiction

  • Arc of Justice by Kevin Boyle,
  • Evicted by Matthew Desmond, 
  • Dreamland by Sam Quinones,
  • Blood At The Root by Patrick Phillips, and
  • Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson.